Cookies and cream Cheese Cake vomit on the Carpet is by far one of the most horrible events, not only did it stink up the room, the carpets stained and Casper can't stop rubbing himself on the carpet. hah. To top tt, Molly had to get down on all fours to scrub it up at 5 in the morning. And it was all due to one bad sushi. I think my relationship with sushi has finally come to an end. Its sad you know, it was convinient and yummy. Damn.
Okay okay, this one will really gross you out. One Summer night, there i was tucked in, trying to fall alseep and there was this Milo dinosaur sized fly buzzing around at my ear. I knew it was large cos when the light from my phone came on form an incoming message, the damn thing attracted to the light landed on the phone and boy! was it big. Must have come from Chernobyl accident. haha. And i decided tt it had to die. Switched on the light, waited for it to land and whacked it with the tissue box. It died and started to lay maggots on the spot. There they were these white wriggly things, just wriggling... (it takes alot to gross me out but this actually made me feel queasy, it was horrible) And because they were so tiny i had to pick them up with my bear hands (fingers rather). Do flies give birth to life young? Since when?!!
This incident is one tt lives up to the phase, "Careful what you wish for". Walking home from the gym one Wednesday morning. And there was a flock of birds hovering at the side of the road in front of our place (i thought they went mad, bird flu? haha). As i got closer, I saw it, a Brown snake, right infront of our lawn! Slithering toward the road. I was so excited! I was actually super excited, I'd never since a snake tt was not in a glass tank. So walked as quickly as i could toward the main door to wake andrea up to share this snake moment with me. But just as i was opening the door this Car drives by, real fast and I hear bones crunching. Bottom line, The snake was road kill. I think it suffered abit (No, i didn't ask it), looked tt way cos it was twisting and trying to get away, i remember it vibrating then it went limp (No, I didn't touch or poke it, i watched a nice old man, pick it up with two sticks and dump its limp body in some high grass, never walking by there again). Too bad for the snake but on the bright side, i had one wish fulfilled this year and if the snake was coming toward our place, Casper might have been Lunch. So i guess the car did us a favour. If worse came to worse and the snake hadn't died, i would have run it over myself. (kidding) I have this facination for snakes, i'd have most prob end up asking my parents if i could keep it as a pet. If they said no, I'd have given it to MacVet. =)
Lahirus here with me in the lib and We're supposed to be in the Gym. hah. But its raining heavily and i don't want to reach the gym wet and cold. I don't like getting wet and i hate the cold, it cramps my muscles. Todays programme's squats and lunges, press, pec dec, tricep kick backs, some tricep pully thing, crunches and cardio. I love cardio. When i came back from Sg, I used to run 25km a day which was approx 2hours on the tready. I used to find weird bruises on my feet (mom says i like to mutilate my feet. haha) and it was painful to walk, but it was alright to run. Then i fell sick and haha this is another wish come true, I had a cough tt lasted for nearly 6 weeks and i swear it was not cool. I'd wake up in the middle of the night and i just could not breathe. Sometimes it was so bad, i felt like if i died gasping for air, i'd die consciously watching myself, die. I haven't coughed in awhile but i still wake up gasping for air. And if i could do it again, I'd pick coughing to looking like michael jackson, anyday. So these days, i've found a new object of affection and tt is the Isotrack climbing system and i do a thousand floors a day.
BetI'm your inspiration now eh?
Guess i'd better get going.
ta ta
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